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There are two kinds of people in this world: people who look under the hotel bed before unpacking, and people who sleep peacefully because they have not yet learned what humanity is capable of losing, hiding, misplacing, smuggling, forgetting, or accidentally entombing behind drywall. I am the first kind. Not because I am especially cautious, although I do enjoy keeping my kidneys and passport in their assigned locations. I look because real life has a habit of tuckin

There are ordinary mistakes, and then there are verbal mistakes so perfectly timed they feel choreographed by a malicious little theater director living in your skull. You know the ones. The brain sees a social situation, panics, grabs the wrong phrase from the discount bin, and fires it directly into the room before the rest of your dignity can tackle it. A funeral gets a cheerful “Congratulations.” A bride receives “You look different.” A boss sneezes and hears “Love y